The Gentler Coast
Explore San Luis Obispo County’s natural side
The elephant seals at Point Piedras Blancas aren’t couth. They snort, bellow, and scratch, with little concern for the niceties of society. They loll on the beach like couch-size couch potatoes, periodically letting fly from massive lungs so strong that their staccato belching noises can be heard a mile away.
During the mating season, the bulls brawl and wench and hit on each others’ ladies, which invariably leads to yet more brawling, if not always more wenching. With combatants weighing in at up to 5,000 pounds and stretching 16 feet from the tip of their proboscises to the far reaches of their rear flippers, these battles are akin to a sumo wrestling match between a pair of lust-crazed Chevy Suburbans. It’s not pretty.
But for all their indelicate ways, elephant seals have a highly developed sense of real estate. In the early 1990s, they began to settle in the unspoiled coves of northern San Luis Obispo County, one of California’s most gorgeous stretches of coastline. At first there were only a dozen or so animals. Now there are 8,500.